Why Are You Supporting McCain??

I am voting for John McCain for President because:

1) Obama is a socialist
2) Obama is Muslim
3) Obama is radical black militant
4) I like McCain because he opposed the Iraq War
4a) I like McCain because he became a cheerleader for the Iraq War
4b) I like McCain because he was a proponent for "The Surge" which
would calm violence in Iraq and give the Iraqi government space to
govern so US troops could leave
4c) I like McCain because he said "The Surge" worked when violence increased
4d) I like McCain because he said "The Surge" worked when violence decreased
4e) I like McCain because he said "The Surge" worked and now we can't leave Iraq
5) I like McCain because he stood against torture and sponsored a bill
forbidding torture
5a) I like McCain because he voted against his own bill
6) I like McCain because he stood up to his own party for sensible
immigration reform
6a)I like McCain because he opposed his previous position on immigration.
7) I liked it when McCain called the Bush tax cuts irresponsible given
the deficit
7a) I liked it when McCain proposed making the tax cuts permanent
because to roll them back would be irresponsible given the deficit.
8) I liked it when McCain pointed out that Obama was too inexperienced
to become president
8a) I liked it when McCain picked Sarah Palin as his running mate,
because she was a small town mayor less than two years ago.
9) McCain was a POW
10) I think it would have been cool if 40% of my retirement had been eaten up in the Wall Street collapse.
11) Joe The Plumber looks like "Teh Hot"

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Really? Is that all?

I don't trust how well things are going for Obama. How could the GOP, who have been so successful in eking out electoral successes by appealing to such base fears and divisive ploys be failing so miserably with such a clunker of a candidate?

How could that guy with this quaint idea that we were really one great nation that had been led astray and just needed to proceed forward with the simple idea that we are the change that we were waiting for be on the brink of an LBJ level romp?

I don't trust it. I hope my cynicism is misplaced.

I still feel this way about Obama

Inane McCain strategy

I can't decide what is the dumbest attack on Obama by McCain and his surrogates: Mocking Obama for saying that keeping your tires properly inflated improves your mileage, That Obama isn't anymore than a blonde celebutant, or that he thinks he can part the Red Sea just like Chuck Heston.

So I've added a poll. Be sure to vote.